Magic: The Gathering/ Unhinged
#45
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Smart Ass — Unhinged #45
Card
Mana
3
Type
Creature — Donkey Wizard
P / T
2 1/2 / 1

Smart Ass

Unhinged
#45 Creature
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ConditionMarketLow
Near Mint$11.99$13.48
Lightly Played—$16.36
Moderately Played$0.50$5.70
Heavily Played—$13.98
Damaged—$5.48

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Card details

Mana cost
3
Type
Creature — Donkey Wizard
P / T
2 1/2 / 1
Set
Unhinged
Number
45
Rarity
Creature
Released
2004-11-19

Oracle text

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.

Illustrated by Trevor Hairsine

Flavor

"I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?"

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