Card
- Mana
- 5
- Type
- Creature — Donkey Shaman
- P / T
- 2 / 3 1/2
Fat Ass
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| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $0.39 | $1.88 |
| Lightly Played | $0.33 | $1.81 |
| Moderately Played | $0.25 | $1.84 |
| Heavily Played | $0.23 | $1.74 |
| Damaged | — | $3.21 |
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Card details
- Mana cost
- 5
- Type
- Creature — Donkey Shaman
- P / T
- 2 / 3 1/2
- Set
- Unhinged
- Number
- 95
- Rarity
- Creature
- Released
- 2004-11-19
Oracle text
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis
Flavor
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
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