Card
- Mana
- 3
- Type
- Creature — Vampire Guest
- P / T
- 2 / 1
Dissatisfied Customer
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| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $0.13 | $1.55 |
| Lightly Played | $0.28 | $1.69 |
| Moderately Played | — | $1.66 |
| Heavily Played | — | $3.67 |
| Damaged | — | $2.24 |
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Card details
- Mana cost
- 3
- Type
- Creature — Vampire Guest
- P / T
- 2 / 1
- Set
- Unfinity
- Number
- 72
- Rarity
- Creature
- Released
- 2022-07-29
Oracle text
Flying, haste
When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
Illustrated by Yangtian Li
Flavor
The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.
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